justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

(via death-by-lulz)


starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

(via tyleroakley)


buymeapenguinplz:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

there’s no way these all weren’t planned.

(via cant-fix-my-heart)


tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

(via rainyones)


(via rainyones)


kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

(via dutchster)


alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

(via jenniaceworldcw)


killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(via pizza)


inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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(via dutchster)


poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

(via viridianviolet)


emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

(via magicdroolbus)



facefucksandbluntpuffs:

tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

why else would you have a beard but to do this with it 

(via itsmollyann)



nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via dutchster)